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There is an old saying here in the Borderlands:
Better to have one woman on your side than ten men.
~ Lan to Rand

The Wheel of Time Obsession Test

How obsessed are you? Take this test and find out!
This test is designed to be more amusing than give you a completely accurate score of how obsessed you are with The Wheel of Time. If you tell me you are obsessed, I believe you!
There are over a hundred statements/questions on this test, but if you think of more which should be added, please let me know! I'm happy to expand on it.
Good luck, and have fun!

  You have read The Eye of the World.
  You have read at least one other book in the series.
  You have read the whole series.
  You’ve reread The Eye of the World.
  You’ve reread at least six of the books.
  You’ve reread the series more than once.
  You’ve lost count how many times you read it!
  You’ve read other books about WoT.
  You’ve been known to be up past midnight reading a WoT book.
  You’ve read a WoT book in under twenty-four hours.
  You’ve read a WoT book that wasn’t New Spring in a day…
  You own one of the WoT books.
  You own more than one.
  You like to compare the different book’s glossaries.
  You have found mistakes in the glossaries.
  You’ve read parts of WoT aloud to other people.
  You know certain passages from the books by heart.
  You know what pages these passages occur on.
  You think that if… maybe if your life depended upon it, you could recite these passages aloud.
  You could recite passages without there being any dire need to do so…
  In fact, you do so frequently.
  You never miss an opportunity to quote the books.
  You write quotes over everything...
  You know what all the book’s dedications say.
  You know who these people are in relation to the author.
  You know what Robert Jordan’s real name is.
  You want to meet Robert Jordan.
  You have met Robert Jordan.
  You are worried that Robert Jordan might die before he finishes the series.
  You own a signed copy of a WoT book.
  You know what colours each of the WoT books are.
  You have to rearrange the books so that they are in order when at the library, bookshop or a friend’s place.
  Your friends roll their eyes whenever you mention WoT.
  You have a list of people you have convinced must read WoT.
  You nag them about it on a regular basis.
  You don’t need this list any more because they have given in to your persistent nagging.
  Your friends are also fans!
  You’ve been asked not to refrain from talking about WoT by people on occasion.
  You know the differences between the short story and the novel versions of New Spring.
  You can roughly indicate where everything is on a WoT map.
  You have tried to draw a WoT map.
  You can accurately draw a WoT map.
  You become annoyed when other people accuse Robert Jordan of copying other fantasy works.
  You become very annoyed when you think other fantasy has copied Robert Jordan.
  You know what WoT stands for.
  You’ve stopped considering serpents as being associated with evil.
  You say things like “light” and “burn me”
  You know what mashiara means.
  You know what a lot of other words in other WoT-languages mean.
  You tell people the Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.
  You insist that Mat is short for Matrim, not Matthew.
  You know bits of the Old Tongue.
  You could pass for a walking and talking WoT glossary.
  You’ve told your friends you’ve owed them toh
  You have tried to explain the Aiel society – traditions, beliefs, social structure and so on – to someone else.
  There are aspects of WoT culture that you want to embrace in your own life.
  You want a braid just so you can pull it like Nynaeve.
  You wonder if you could possibly channel.
  You have decided which Ajah you would join if you were an Aes Sedai.
  You want a Warder.
  You have taken to signing yourself online with a WoT-related name, such as by adding “Sedai” to the end of your name.
  You have a wishlist of objects from WoT you want.
  You have WoT related items on a birthday or Christmas wishlist.
  You are familiar with most major WoT theories.
  You have your own WoT-related theories.
  You become annoyed when someone comes up with a good theory before you do.
  You get annoyed when people mispronounce character’s names.
  You have had arguments with people about how various names are pronounced.
  You have stopped to wonder why it is al’Lan but yet Rand al’Thor.
  You know why this difference exists.
  You know what the “al” in both cases means.
  You have trouble writing words similar to character names, etc. (eg. lane becomes lan…)
  You read WoT fanfiction and humour.
  You have collection of WoT-related stuff saved to your computer.
  You write WoT humour or Fanfics
  You have been tempted to start a WoT fansite.
  You have your own WoT fansite.
  You’ve joined many WoT-related fanlistings.
  You’ve joined a WoT-related forum.
  You’ve joined more than one!
  A lot of websites that you have bookmarked have something to do with WoT
  You spend a lot of time on WoT sites.
  You can see WoT influences in things you write.
  You use WoT-related banners/avatars/quotes in your sig on forums, on instant messengers, etc.
  You have a WoT wallpaper on your computer.
  You are familiar with most of the main images that come up in a picture search for certain WoT characters.
  You use WoT-references to describe other things. eg. the Berelain dress…
  You’ve dressed up as a WoT character.
  You’ve been tempted to have a WoT dress-up party.
  You have had one!
  You make lists like these
  You like to do WoT personality quizzes
  You like to do quizzes that test how well you know the books and the world
  You score well on those types of quizzes.
  You try to figure out what colours the ajahs would be for the Asha’man if they had them.
  You try to decide what descriptions each of these Ajah’s would be.
  You have decided which Asha’man would belong to which ‘ajah’.
  You wonder why the paper back version of CoT used to have a silver wheel/title etc, but now it is bronze.
  You have songs that you mentally attribute to certain characters or books.
  You spend hours picking a soundtrack out of WoT as if it were a film. (composer, featured songs and so on.)
  You know who you’d want to be in the cast if it was a film.
  You know who you’d want to produce the film.
  You’ve thought about what sections would have to be taken out if they made it into a film.
  You wouldn’t want to go and see the said film because you believe that it couldn’t do justice to the books.
  You would go and see the film anyway…
  You’ve played games like WoT hangman, or celebrity heads.
  You know someone who is in love with Lan Mandragoran.
  You are in love with a WoT character!
  You went through a phase were “Randland” was hilarious.
  You still think it's amusing. Randland. Hehehe.
  You own WoT merchandice.
  You think about WoT a lot.
  You think about WoT before you go to sleep.
  You think about the Forsaken before you go to sleep.
  You have had WoT-related dreams.
  You have had WoT-related nightmares.
  You start shaking thinking about WoT orangisations that scare you, such as the Seanchan.
  You get annoyed when people tease you for being obsessive or addicted.
  You’ve been annoyed that this test hasn’t had questions that relate to how you express your WoT obsession.
  You plan to poke its creator about it.
  You don’t think there have been enough boxes for you to tick.
  This test has given you some ideas of ways to expand your obsession.
  It would have given you ideas for expressing your obsession if you hadn’t already "been there, done that".
  You want this test to tell you are obsessed.
  You know you are obsessed and don’t need some silly test to tell you so
  You’re ticking boxes anyway.
  You have slightly exaggerated your answers in hope that you will score even better.
  You enjoyed taking this test…


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If you're 10% obsessed or less...



If you're 10% to 20% obsessed...



If you're 20% to 45%...



If you're 45% to 60%...



If you're 60% to 75%...



If you're 75% to 90%...



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